'[I made] his plane ride as unpleasant as possible': Passenger gets back at the Kevin in front of him for yelling at a crying baby

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    The only time I wanted a baby to keep crying on an airplane Right as soon as we got on the plane I knew this guy was going to be trouble. Let's call him Paul.
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    Paul was blocking the walk way having half his body in the aisle, rearranging his backpack for whatever reason (when no one was next to him and he could've just done this in his seat). No big deal, I'll just wait for him to be done. Then Paul insists on me walking around him, which with him being half in the isle makes it quite hard. My body brushes up against his body which made him mad even though he told me to go
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    through. Of course everyone else is trying to board the plane as well and are running into the same issue and Paul is taking his sweet sweet time. Whatever. My boyfriend and I got the row right behind him and sat down awaiting the plane to take off.
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    Next offense is when someone is trying to put their bag in the overhead bin, and Paul goes ape . Starts yelling at this women that there is glass in his bag and that she can't put her luggage there. She calmly tells Paul that this space is for everyone and she needs to put her bag there as is no more room in the other
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    compartments. Paul's wife doesn't think this women is getting the point so they start yelling how they're "custom wine glasses" and that she cannot put her bags there. I was giving this women props, she stood on the seat to gently rearrange things and kept her calm the entire time despite being yelled at. Of course this was not good enough for Paul and his wife, who kept muttering under their breath about how stupid she was and that she was going to ruin their glasses.
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    When we finally get in the air the baby one row behind me (two rows behind Paul) starts crying. The baby wasn't even crying 30 seconds before Paul decides to yell "Give that kid a bottle". The parents obviously ignore this and calm down their child within a minute or so. Now throughout the flight the baby cried a couple more times,
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    each time lasting no longer than 3 minutes. A very good baby. Paul however was not pleased and each time the baby cried he'd turn around and give the parents the stink eye then get up and walk around. I kept hoping the baby would cry just so he'd have to listen to it.
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    I'm a very shy person so I wasn't about to confront him, and my boyfriend (who was in the seat behind him) had his head phones on and wasn't aware of what was going on. So I hatch a plan for my petty revenge, to make his plane ride as unpleasant as possible.
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    What'd I do? I clued in my boyfriend on the situation and had him join my cause. He opened and shut the tray table multiple times "for his laptop". He sat with his knees in Paul's seat. He kept putting his water bottle in the pocket behind the seat and taking it out. I kept "accidentally" hitting his seat when I would go to cross my legs. I turned my ac on full blast and pointed it his way. I ate my chips as loud and slow as possible. I coughed multiple times very loudly. All of this would make
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    Third Encounter "You can't put your bag in there!!!" "Can't? Wham. Did." 2.8k Reply Share
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    monkeyship I'm surprised they didn't get accidentally mangled by the flight attendants as they checked the bins. "There's space over here for your mini sledge hammers honey." 853 Reply Share
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    Technomage1. If you're that concerned about the glasses, you take up your leg room and put the bag under the seat in front of you. 731 Reply Share
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    tomytronics they're "custom wine glasses" EH I AM HARD OF HEARING! DID YOU SAY HOMEMADE BOMB? Could have done that, put the focus on someone who is already drawing attention by being an ass.
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    ashleyamdj The misophonia in me absolutely hates you for the chips, but as someone who doesn't like confrontation and hates people like Paul, I love you. 205 Reply Share
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    julster4686 So Paul became angry at a baby for acting exactly the way he did? 141 Reply Share

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